You found yourself astray in a dark wood where the straight road had been lost sight of. Suddenly, you come across the Shrine of Shrek. A noob appears before your eyes, and tells you your destiny: you must journey into the spiritual world on a great quest to become one with Shrek. But beware! Many memetic evils are known to lurk within the spiritual world. Can you brave the spiritual world, confront the ogreord, and achieve spiritual enlightenment?? (SHREK: THE EMPIRE SHREKS BACK, THE REBOOT OF SHREK: THE FORCE AWAKENS, TO RELEASE NEXT YEAR)