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After the Flash Roleplayer
Soviet Joke: Two Russian citizens were standing in line at the market. One says to another "That's it! I can't stand around in lines anymore! I'm going to shoot Gorbachev!" And walks off. A few hours later, the same man comes walking back and the other man asks him, "So? Did you get him?". He replies with "No, the line there was even longer..."
An American spy tells a Russian: "My country is better because I can go to Washington, to the White House, into the Oval Office, pound on President Reagan's desk and say: "I don't like the way you're running our country!". The Russian says, "So can I." "Really?!" exclaims the American. "Yes, I can go to Moscow, to the Kremlin, into the General Secretary's Office, pound on his desk and say, Premier Gorbachev, I don't like how President Reagan is running his country!"