"Welcome soldier, I am the face of fear, and this is my kingdom! Enjoy your stay." "You will never see more things that don't exsist in this facility, this is where we keep all paranormal threats and objects discovered in this fine united states. It is more than half the size of Area 51 and twice as dangerous. We have had zero issues with anyone or anything here and we plan to keep it that way, all immediate threats will be terminated by a squad of specialized soldiers. If one soldier slips up and lets one of these things unoccupied, pray to your god and hope you are not in its way." "Soon the universe will know of your errors and your entire race of primates will be eradicated. But simply killing everyone is no where near as fun as letting one of the strongest kin fight back, lets play a game of tug of war! Have fun."