Cyberpunk 2077 if it was good

Uh oh! Aquele primeiro-ministro maluco do nosso país perdeu seus Timmies! Você pode enfrentar os horrores da estrada mais movimentada da América do Norte para ganhar seu duplo-duplo perdido? Só há uma maneira de descobrir!

Well, you may have lost your ship, crew, and pride. But at least you have a stash of 'Arr Juice' and sea shanties to keep you company. So grab a seat by the fire matey, as there's no grave for ## ### the sea.

Welcome, researcher, Through your hard work (or gross incompetence), you have proven your worth to our cause and we have decided to promote (or demote) you. You have chosen or been chosen to join the flagship research facility of the GRNEM: Balkan-A1. Be honored, you're one of the few to make it with the best of the best. So pack your bags, we're headed to Bulgaria.

Argh argh argh, Spongebob me boy I didn't know there was so much methane in the Krusty Krab argh argh argh

For the first time in ROBLOX history, you can play a simulator of an already existing simultor!!!

The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever