Noob Rescue! v1.00

Still in construction. Rescue your friends from noobs! Very fun for, Role playing, Killing noobs, and having fun! We have alot of things, including: 08 Helicopter, the best one there is! 4 islands, covered around with water. NOOBS! we capture them harrassing famous people, (they call us, dont ask for the number.) and we keep them in our very own prison, because you know those noobs are *not* very smart. dont worry, we feed th-, well.. we actually dont feed them, we put hamburgers outside a window and let them stare at it. you know, the cheezburgers that happycat always wants. "I can has cheezburger?" for our own amusement. but then one day, when one of our slav- *ahem* Helpers, went in there to actually feed them, he forgot his briefcase. and then he died. D: and so we released them to remote islands ALL AROUND US. and now tourists are going there. FAIL?!