Random Spaghetti Sob Story to Justinlol

Once upon a time, there was this fat guy who liked spaghetti so much, he ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Once he was eating spaghetti, and a random bird took it. And the bird got out a gun and shot him saying "YOU DON'T *beep*ING NEED SPAGHETTI!" Then the very next day, everyone died. The end. Favorite this if you cry every time ;-;