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I want to be a politician. I do not want to run for any elected position, I just want to be a politician. I'll run a vague campaign for nothing in particular, giving speeches and putting ads on the internet, without ever being specific. Then everyone is confused as to how they vote for me on election day, so they write my name in for every election on the ballot. I then get elected to 67 senate seats, 3/4 of the house of representatives, and the presidency. With my supermajority in both halls of congress I will impeach every member of the supreme court, and appoint myself nine times. I own the whole government now.