Once upon a time, in a little-known grove on the outskirts of Bartleville, a single building stood. Welcome to the office of Satori Maeda, the Relic.

walk onto the ramp to begin your journey. there is no end in sight. if you fall instead, reset and try again. this game is a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously obligatory spam: Void, fly, simulator, funny, meme, bad game, silly, baseplate, dumb, floating point zone, comedy