My father left me to fend for myself in the frozen tundra with nothing but a hatchet and length of rope, I would have died if a pack of wolves hadn't taken me in as their own. ...

But I wasn't safe, the wolves were robots built by my father in order to lead me into a false sense of security, I found one morning that he had slaughtered them all and left a message in the snow reading:
"I dare you to love again."

But the message was written in Ant Pheramone, and suddenly I was engulfed in thousands of rabid African Ants, each trying to burrow inside of me to get to the queen larvae my father had put in my cheerios.Read More