"Fun for the whole family!" - Family "I would allow my kids to play this game, unsupervised!" - Mother "Not terrifying and horrific! 10/10!" - IGN* "Would be a good game if I didn't break it!" - MayorGnarwhal Inspired by the flash game of the same name. *IGN did not actually review this game as IGN does not exist.

This game is randomly generated, so if its mean to you, please remember its not my deep seeded hatred towards you. It's the game. And the game is evil.