It is writen that many years ago there was a magic tree, a tree never rotting--never dying, a tree of life. And under that tree, lived a Hedge Wizard, who lived forever on the energy of the magic tree. But one day, greedy men hunting riches came to chop down the tree and sell the magic wood for large sums of money. But the Hedge Wizard told them to turn back, and that the tree was sacred. But they wouldn't listen to the small wizard, so he had no choice, he had to take the magic tree to a place where no man could chop it down for greedy purposes. He took it to a place in space, far away from everything; alone, the Hedge Wizard lived for many years, it was so quiet and empty that he began to go insane, talking to himself, telling imaginary people to "Get off my lawn!!" or stop littering in his yard. This is the tale of a poor little wizard, only trying to protect what was sacred to him.