The Order of the Teapot
Our Teapot, who art in Teapot topia, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in teapot topia. Give us this day our daily tea. And forgive us our coffee's, as we forgive those who pour tea against us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from teakettles. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
Train against wooden dummies.