You are having several issues:
1. You cannot turn off the shower
2. You are having breathtaking plumbing problems
3. You have been shrunk by the wizard that ruined your plumbing
The wizard has decided to reward you for stuffing yourself down the drain, and will do Helpful Spells in exchange for Points. If somebody gets enough Points, he Definitely Promises to stop ruining everything.
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