Welcome! Smack Noobs, get powerful allies, and get tons and tons of money doing it! It's a good time.

💥80+ Noobs to fight
👊72+ Unique Allies
🌍45 Zones to discover
🌊30 Quests to conquer
💚90 Custom Upgrades! [NEW]
✨Endless Combinations!

💖UPDATE! Check out the new 6-Star OMEGA Allies when you Noobirth! They're insane, actually.

Game by asmanwoks

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